Shut up and take my money. I want all of them.
A portrait of your pet as 17th century nobility
This UpRight Sleeper that definitely won’t kill you
Chill dog collars
The infamous SkyRest
Lips for your dog
A machine that makes you grow hair
This truly one of a kind shirt
A life-size hanging jungle monkey statue
A drunk cat lithograph
Sperm shoes
A mounted squirrel head
This head massager
This baby choker
A Bob shirt
A rearview bike camera
A monkey puppet that will hug your finger
A cat toilet
A giant fake rock
A plaque that encourages the eating of your grandmother
Alfred Lloyd’s new album
This squirrel shirt
A personal massager that definitely isn’t a dildo
A motorized unicycle
A bed bug cocoon
A birdhouse disguised as a ultrasonic barking dog deterrent
This totally practical umbrella holder
A Jewish star Christmas tree topper
A magic wand remote control
A glass that holds a full bottle of wine
BONUS: Did you know the president of SkyMall’s name is Christine Aguilera?
A portrait of your pet as 17th century nobility
This UpRight Sleeper that definitely won’t kill you
Chill dog collars
The infamous SkyRest
Lips for your dog
A machine that makes you grow hair
This truly one of a kind shirt
A life-size hanging jungle monkey statue
A drunk cat lithograph
Sperm shoes
A mounted squirrel head
This head massager
This baby choker
A Bob shirt
A rearview bike camera
A monkey puppet that will hug your finger
A cat toilet
A giant fake rock
A plaque that encourages the eating of your grandmother
Alfred Lloyd’s new album
This squirrel shirt
A personal massager that definitely isn’t a dildo
A motorized unicycle
A bed bug cocoon
A birdhouse disguised as a ultrasonic barking dog deterrent
This totally practical umbrella holder
A Jewish star Christmas tree topper
A magic wand remote control
A glass that holds a full bottle of wine
BONUS: Did you know the president of SkyMall’s name is Christine Aguilera?
