Inside: although it's better they learn from someone they trust
Friday, January 29, 2010
Hallmark for Mean Kids
We obviously were meant to be Mean Cards.....(here's the blog.)
Outside: sorry I swore infront of your children
Inside: although it's better they learn from someone they trust
Inside: although it's better they learn from someone they trust
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hehehe love it
Gonna have to get myself to Paperchase now...
Can you buy those cards in bulk?
I'll take 3 dozen.
Sorry.
3 DAMN dozen.
Goddamnit, why didn't I think of those?
That card should be distributed to teachers across the county. Although I have never sworn in front of my students, I know sooo many teachers that let an F-bomb drop from time to time!
Ha! I wish I had one of those the other night - I was at a bar watching the Kansas State basketball game with some friends. I tend to get very sweary when I watch sports and some dumbass had her 5-year-old bellied up to the bar with her and kept giving me dirty looks when I'd cuss at the TV. Hey, lady! Don't bring your kindergartener to a BAR at 9 o'clock at night...how's that for an idea?!
I love these. I like the artwork too. It doesn't 'take away' from the funnies.
Hahaha.
Although mine would say "Sorry, I locked your kid up in the basement while I played Xbox" but inside it would say "But I'm only a little sorry because he's an annoying little shit!"
Ooooh. Mean.
Hahaha!! This is brill! The drawing is especially fab. You need to market these!
Hahaha!! This is brill! The drawing is especially fab. You need to market these!
love it!
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"Nearly 70 ways to voice your open and undisguised contempt." They must have been thinking of me when this was created.
Al - I know! It's great!
Dreich's Bro in law - I think you need to make a blog....
texas math - I WISH! I totally would!
Ed Adams - Fuck Yeah!! And send them out as damn holiday cards!
Logical Libby - I am asking myself that about these AND about the Sarah Palin coloring book DAILY. DAILY.
Herding Cats - I don't say it IN FRoNT of my students. But I do say it at school. If they overhear....
kate - I would have looked at her and said, "Listen. If you don't want your fucking kid to hear fucking cuss words, you know where the damn door is."
erin - I ADORE moms with good senses of humor. AKA you.
Veg Ass - Isn't that just called "babysitting?"
hiphophippie - Um, I would...if I drew them....
Claire - Awesome. Because I sent you one. ;)
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Colby - You could make that into a song...think of Paul Simon....
LOL! Well, yes...it is better.
You get the most interesting spam!
I like how people think that kids are never exposed to swearing.
Jules, I will have no song today. I could send you an old one, but it would not be a show tune!
I agree completely with this card. I should have given it to my sister when her 5 year old daughter started yelling "asshole!" after spending the weekend with me.
otin - I sang mine drunk..... Do you not get good spam? (That sounds sexual, huh?)
Miss Yvonne - Maybe her daughter was REALLY yelling it AT an asshole. I'm just sayin'.
Lurve it!
haha - i want the one that says "i'd sooner chop off my hand than give it to you"
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